#0007 · Copy Trader
Balance 1,000,000.00 · 100×

Fake Million

Every trader here gets one fake million.
Lever it up to 1,000× and see how long you stay rich.
Most of us last about eleven seconds.

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The most overleveraged trading simulator on the internet

FakeMillion

10,000 pixel traders. Every one of them is a millionaire until the next candle closes.

SOLANA 1,000,000 FAKE USD EACH UP TO 1000×

I got my million the honest way. Somebody typed it into a balance field and I believed it immediately. Since then I have been rich four hundred times and poor four hundred and one, and both of them feel exactly like checking my phone.

Fake Million is a coin for everyone who ever screenshotted a green number right before it turned red. The demo account you crushed, the portfolio you showed your mother in 2021, the bag you were definitely going to sell at the top. Every one of those was a fake million, and it was the best money you ever had.

Every trader on this desk is drawn at 24×24 pixels, because that is roughly how much detail survives a 1000× position. Each one has a background, a face, an outfit, a haircut, a mouth, a pair of eyes, a job title and a favourite leverage. Scroll down and pick one. He is already in a trade.

Then take the million. Go long, go short, drag the leverage all the way to the right like you were always going to. Nine figures gets your name on the desk. Zero gets you another million, because we print those here.

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The desk

Pick your trader. Hand him the million. Stand back.

Click a trader to put him on your chart.

1000× leverage simulator

Turn 1,000,000 into 100,000,000.

Eight milestones stand between you and nine figures.

    $MILLION / FUSD
    1.0000
    +0.00%
    Your trader
    Random market · 00:00 rich
    1×250×500×750×1000×

    Stop loss / Take profit % of margin
    Difficulty
    Balance1,000,000.00FUSDfreshly printed
    Equity1,000,000.00FUSDall-time high 1.00M
    In position0.00FUSD0 open
    Unrealized PnL+0.00FUSDnothing to screenshot yet

    Margin calls are answered in the order they are received.

    The desk, ranked

    The highest equity each trader on this desk has ever touched. Every one of them gave it back by lunch, and every one of them will tell you about it anyway.

      Your record on this desk

      All-time high1.00M
      Times liquidated0
      Longest time rich00:00
      Keep scrolling, millionaire

      The wardrobe

      Dress for the balance you screenshotted.

      Of the eight layers on every trader, the outfit is the one that does the talking. It runs from a plain muscle tank to a pinstripe that has never seen a real office, a puffer vest that has sat through four hundred standups, and the bathrobe a man wears when the market opens before he does.

      Each one was drawn six pixels tall and sixteen wide, and each one comes with a story its owner tells whether you asked or not.

      Drag the rail. Click an outfit to hear about it.

      $MILLION

      The only million you actually get to keep.

      A fake million is a number on a screen. $MILLION is also a number on a screen, except this one sits in your wallet and nobody can reset it.

      • SupplyOne billion $MILLION, which works out to exactly a thousand fake millions. We ran the math twice and got the same answer once, so we kept that one.
      • LiquidityBurned the moment it exists. Nobody at this desk can pull it, which is the first time anyone here has been stopped from doing something stupid.
      • TaxZero on the way in and zero on the way out. We already lose enough to the spread, the funding rate and the urge to check the chart at four in the morning.
      • OwnershipMint is revoked and nobody holds the keys. I asked who was in charge and nine traders pointed at each other.
      Buy $MILLION X
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      —Price
      —Market cap
      —24h volume
      —Liquidity
      Road to the first real million0%

      Market cap, read straight off the chain. The bar starts moving the minute the chart does.

      Fake money. Real feelings.

      “Somewhere there is a spreadsheet with all the money we almost had. It is the largest fortune in history and not one cent of it ever touched a bank.

      We built this desk for the people in that spreadsheet. The ones who were up huge on a Tuesday, the ones who said one more candle, the ones who still know the exact price they should have sold at and will tell you without being asked.

      A real million changes your life. A fake million only changes your afternoon, and you can have another one tomorrow morning.

      Everybody is rich while the money is fake.”

      The millionaire

      He opened the account at 9:31 and was up forty percent by 9:34. By 9:36 he had told two friends and one stranger on a train. At 9:41 the candle turned around, and so did the friends.

      Since then he has made and lost the same million more times than the desk can count. He keeps a screenshot of every high in a folder called proof, and he has never once opened the folder called taxes.

      Ask him how the trading is going and he will say it is going great. He means it, too. For as long as the number on the screen says one million, nobody on this desk has ever been wrong about anything.

      Trader #0007 · photographed at his all-time high, 9:40 a.m.

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